Good afternoon Bob here reporting from day three of the Ocilympics.
No drug scandal's to report so far but we have not seen any weight lifting yet. But frankly lifting weights , why?
Brilliant effort by the cats at Ashton Hall, I must say the competition is looking , well very competitive. Bad news on the power nap Grace, a harder event than it first appeared !
We have come to two of our most hotly contested and popular events , yes its the "longest sleep" and the "synchronized power eating". Warm up your motors team , these are the biggies .
For practical purposes we will be starting with the "synchronized power eating" , in this you need a buddy , if you are a solo cat and Bogie that might be you nip next door and grab something fuzzy with a big apatite , unless you can convince Lori of the merits of catfood .
Ok here is the deal , one bowl each, one entire can of your favorite cat food per bowl, that's the 400 gram size , that would be half a pound I guess . Top it up with 1 cup of dry cat biscuits .
Are you ready ? Right, one eye on the clock GO.
Note anybody who throws up before finishing will be disqualified and remember this is a team event so try and finish together as you get extra points for this . If one of you keels over saying "I can't eat another thing" but your buddy can finish for you no points will be deducted and the Buddy gets a bonus "I ate till I exploded" award.
Obviously this sort of power eating can lead to gastric problems so we are slipping in a special bonus "I cleared the living room " certificate to any of you who can blame it on the dog and get away with it .
I can't type and eat so me and Lizzy will be doing our eating later.
Once you have done this I suggest you get straight into the "longest sleep" , find some where really cozy note the time the hit it. We'll be checking from time to time . (one bathroom stop permitted )
Ok off you go.
This is Bob signing off from Catnetwork News your Ocilympic channel.
Tuesday, August 24
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bit of a concern here on the NZ medal count. Ashton's USA team in very good form - could be hard to beat. And where is Canadian effort???
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